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Don't you dare call me a geek.

That is, unless, you are a fellow geek yourself.  I've been into the technology thing ever since I was a wee little lad, and I make no apologies for it now.  Hell, I do it for a living.  But I've found that people really misunderstand what it is to be a technical sort.

Don't call someone you hardly know a geek.  You'll piss them off.  You might even get them all hot and bothered even if you do.  To earn the right to call another computer user a geek, you need to have advanced beyond the clueless newbie stage.  In other words, if you just bought a Pentium III screamin' demon with 5 billion gigabytes of hard drive space and a mongolarge monitor just so you can get on America Online, then please get the hell out of here.  But if by chance you found that funny, enjoy my little corner of the web and hack away.

I know now how doctors feel, they go to a party, and someone finds out that they are a physician - and then proceeds to say, 'Hey what can you tell me about this wart on my left ass cheek?'  Invariably, when someone finds out that you know your way around a PC, you become the answer man.

I really don't mind most of the time but if you'd like to know how it feels, then you should check out this little ditty from the Comedian section of WyllyWeb.

'Nuff said.  If you have a trick that you think is truly useful, tell me about it.  Not that there's a short supply of this stuff on the 'net already, but here I know where to find all the things that I will need.

 

   

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