If you're using Windows XP and you've got some questions, you're not
alone. On the whole I commend Microsoft for the new version of Windows
2000 (yes, Virginia, that's really what it is) but there are a few things
that really leave a sour taste in my mouth. I want to use the computer,
not be badgered into using all sorts of services. Microsoft hasn't figured
this out - that what consumers really want is a computer that they can
use. The usability is there, no doubt about it. But there are a few things
that could just as well have been left out too.
What follows are some things that you can do to make Windows XP behave,
and get rid of some annoyances. And of course, keep it from phoning
home. You can jump to any page in this section in the sidebar, or
just follow the links at the bottom.
How to Remove the Windows .NET Messenger and Other Optional Components
of Windows XP
Note: This also works on Windows 2000, maybe even other Windows
versions - I've tested these two.
Aside from the fact that there are four major online chat mediums in
addition to IRC (the granddaddy of all internet chat), Windows Messenger
in XP is cancerous. It isn't harmful to your health, but it pops up
frequently and is hard to get rid of. This wouldn't be so bad if most of
the world used it or if all the chat clients interoperated, but that's not
going to happen soon, and in the meantime you have this extra program
sucking up resources and annoying you.
There are two ways to get rid of Messenger safely. One requires a tad
more work, the other, one command and it's gone, period, zappo, never to
pop up again. Guess which is my favorite.
Method 1: Make Windows Messenger appear in the Add/Remove Programs list
(where it should be anyway)
There are several Windows components that you can reveal with this
tactic. As a general rule I force them all to appear in the Add/Remove
list because *I* want control over what's installed on my PC.
<SOAPBOX> The thin excuse for this is that it's intended for
a scripted install - true, certainly, but BS in a consumer focused OS.
Microsoft has an army of programmers, and they could have easily done the
same thing that you're about to learn. </SOAPBOX>
Click on the empty part of the taskbar (just to the left of the
clock is good) and press *F3*. This will invoke the Search window.
Tell it to look for SYSOC.INF (which usually hides in
C:\WINDOWS\INF).
Once SYSOC.INF (SYStem Optional Components)
has been located, double-click on it and it should open in Notepad.
Press CTRL+H to bring up the find and replace dialog. For Find
what: you enter ,hide, and for Replace with: you
enter ,, (two commas, no spaces)
Save the file. (Notepad likes to add .TXT to the end of files, so
be careful - just click on the "X" in the upper right hand corner and
say "yes" to the prompt to save your changes.)
Now, the next time you go into Control Panel -> Add/Remove
Programs, you'll see all kinds of little bits and bytes that can be
uninstalled - among them, Messenger. OK, see ya, buh-bye.
Method 2: Blow it away, forever, for good, until you download it again
:D